#10 Cat Tails – The photo blog of twitching fur saving the universe from frowns
#9 Ukulele Daily – Video uploads of mad jams and fab ukulele bands
#8 You Know the Drill – The quest for self-dentistry and self-knowledge
#7 Diarrhea Diaries – One man’s helpful public bathroom commute suggestions from Hoboken to Stamford
#6 Missing Slinks – Photo sharing site of historical figures made from Slinkies and imagination
#5 …! – An obsession with ellipses in public signs gathered from around the world
#4 Adventures of the Human Skull – This charismatic skull really gets around in popular vacation spots
#3 Bathtub Bandit – Self pics of our favorite bandit bathing in birthday suit + ski mask while burgling
#2 Dusting with the Stars – Dust bunnies dance to contestants blowing them in arranged choreography
#1 More than Fish – The daily posts of what Jesus ate ending the night of the Last Supper
If you’ve made it this far, congratulations. You have fortitude. The above work is an awful list poem. The sites in it were supposed to be bad, but the exercise ended up as bad poetry.
In some ways it may be closest to a failed David Letterman top ten list. I pulled this from my poetry bin while looking for possible gems for a new manuscript.